According to The Hindu, Northern India’s worst-behaving monkeys will soon be sent to ”reform school”.  The monkey population in the state has reached over 50,000.
Don’t miss next years big show on Discovery, “The Monkey Whisperer”.

The Australian Broadcasting Corp.reports that Australian and Swedish researchers have taught honeybees to count. All the way to four.
What the hell? Why? What the hell?

The FCC has been asked by the group Little People of America to ban the use of the word “midget”‘ on broadcast TV.
I love Randy Newman.

The Town Manager of Fort Myers Beach, Florida was fired after the town council found out his wife is a porn star.
No point going to Red Sox spring training next year.

MIT’s Technology Review reports that brain surgery has been successfully performed using sound.
Anyone who has  listened to Pink Floyd long enough knows that’s not new. 

OnePoll.com reports a poll of 2,600 lesbians has voted Angelina Jolie the worlds top lesbian icon.
Well Yeah!  It used to be “Xena : Princess Warrior”. I think lesbian and not lesbian alike would love to see a wrestling match between the two to determine the “Lesbian Icon” champion.

Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow, when asked by FanHouse.com  if he was ”saving himself for marriage ” , replied: “Yes I am.”
I got nothin’.