“Resident Evil: Retribution”

September 29th, 2012 at 8:46 pm by under A Look at the Movies

Rated R
1 hour 40 Minutes

Staring: Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez

Now for the fifth time ex-model Milla Jovovich flaunts her meager act skills in yet another “Resident Evil” sequel. But since acting is the least of the film’s concerns, what does it matter anyway?

“Resident Evil: Retribution” makes you wonder what we did to deserve this dreadful futuristic Science fiction thriller. That’s really no worse than any of the earlier “Resident Evils”.

She’s still struggling with the evil corporation that turned half the world’s population in Vampire Zombies; leaving the rest of us to tolerate the mindless gibberish that can be heard occasionally between the deafening special effects.

From what I can gather, the alternate reality plot involves much hand to hand combat between good women and bad women. The stupid scenario’s a complete blur. Just like the earlier “Resident Evil” rubbish. At this point even our harried heroine should be fed up with this foolish franchise.

Good luck if you’re planning to waste any of your hard earned money on this garbage. “Resident Evil: Retribution” deserves exactly what its predecessors got and that means one star.

The series ends exactly where it began at the bottom of the barrel.

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